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PC World - Policemen's shop

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

'We have what might be a very good idea...'

Sister Cities

"Time for bed, guys."

'We started wearing name tags to rell who's who, unfortunately we all like the name 'Kevin,!'

A man at a cocktail party wears a nametag that reads "Trouble".

'It's amazing! I'm a magician! I can make a weekly wage disappear in four hours!'

Starbucks Siren

'Who else have I written for? Ridge Park Avenue, 7th Street, Elm Road, Thornwood Drive...'

Acme Corp - In business since 1927 BG. 'The 'BG' stands for 'Before Greenspan'.'

"After six weeks of camping out here to observe our operations, the design firm has created a new logo. It's our company's name in blue lower-case letters."

Chicken Road Crossing

"Nobody loved little William Poopy-Pants."

"I just got a Trump alert with my discount code off my next purchase of Trump baseball caps."

'This convention lacks just one thing...name tags.'

'Name tag's up here, Ma'am - I'm from the Cattlemen's Delegation.

'Are you admiring my embroidery, dear? To fully appreciate it you need these...'

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Cinnamon Raisin Swirl Jones.

"Well, well, well! Your parents certainly messed up when they named you, didn't they, Angelo?"

"The Seven Warning Signs of Seven Warning Signs"

'How come it's always me who has his name taken?'

Crocodile with man logo on polo

'...call me 'Noisy Ted'.'

City Diner - Out to lunch.

"I'm having an identity crisis. I can't keep track of whether I'm Nana, Mimi, or Grandma Wolcott."

"We offer video games, snacks, t-shirts, coffee mugs, beer and wine. Oh, and we also we have a movie."

Tombstones with convention name tags

Winery: Employees Must Wash Feet Before Returning to Work.