Street Name Collector Pillows

'Who else have I written for? Ridge Park Avenue, 7th Street, Elm Road, Thornwood Drive...'

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

Wok. Don't Wok.

He won't sit, but he heels well.

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

"And now. . . which shoes?"

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

Robot Jogger

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

Baseball pitch with a sign saying 'No Left Turn.'

"Beware of the frog"

'We have what might be a very good idea...'

Sometimes Y Turn

"It's the only way I can justify buying so many shoes."

His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.

Shoes Make The Man

"Time for bed, guys."

Pet Cemetery.

Caution signs.

"Do you smell something?"

Deer Crossing Traffic Signs You Don't Often See.

Lot for people who don't know how to park.

'... Going once...going twice...aaaand--sold! To the gentleman in the front row for a thousand words.'

A man at a cocktail party wears a nametag that reads "Trouble".

Mort Park! You mean Killer. You're sprung, Killer. I'm free to go? Unless you're so tough now you'd rather stay. I mean a guy named Killer probably likes jail. Mail me my blanky.

"Would you like to try them out?"

'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'

'We started wearing name tags to rell who's who, unfortunately we all like the name 'Kevin,!'

Caution: ironic literal proverb ahead (fork in the road)

'I want a refund. They only shuffle.'

Knight sees sign near castle: 'Prince's Parking, All Others Will Be Toad.'

Distance to horizon varies.

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."