Street Name Collector Mugs

'Who else have I written for? Ridge Park Avenue, 7th Street, Elm Road, Thornwood Drive...'

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

Wok. Don't Wok.

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

"And now. . . which shoes?"

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

Baseball pitch with a sign saying 'No Left Turn.'

"Beware of the frog"

'We have what might be a very good idea...'

Sometimes Y Turn

"Time for bed, guys."

His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.

Shoes Make The Man

Caution signs.

"Do you smell something?"

'... Going once...going twice...aaaand--sold! To the gentleman in the front row for a thousand words.'

Lot for people who don't know how to park.

A man at a cocktail party wears a nametag that reads "Trouble".

Deer Crossing Traffic Signs You Don't Often See.

'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'

"Would you like to try them out?"

Caution: ironic literal proverb ahead (fork in the road)

'We started wearing name tags to rell who's who, unfortunately we all like the name 'Kevin,!'

'I want a refund. They only shuffle.'

Knight sees sign near castle: 'Prince's Parking, All Others Will Be Toad.'

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

Distance to horizon varies.

'Best to keep downwind.'