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'...call me 'Noisy Ted'.'

'So anyway, there's lots of men named Robert who have nicknames like Bob, Bert, and even 'Roberta', Verl. . . I'm sure it's a Robert on Jerry's caller ID.'

"For the girls—Kimberly, Caitlin, Lauren, Cindy, and Tracy. For the boys—Cameron, Christopher, Adam, Jeffrey, and Gregory."

"His name is James Tom Dave Jon Lee Robert Glenn Joseph Tony Sam Barnes. We didn't want to hurt any relatives' feelings by not naming him after them."

'Good morning pumpkin.' 'Good morning treasure.' A pile of treasure saying 'good morning' to a pumpkin

It started friendly enough...'I'm Henry VIII, my dear, but you may call me 'Hank'.'

'We started wearing name tags to rell who's who, unfortunately we all like the name 'Kevin,!'

A man at a cocktail party wears a nametag that reads "Trouble".

"Agreed. They were undoubtedly sack religious."

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'Who else have I written for? Ridge Park Avenue, 7th Street, Elm Road, Thornwood Drive...'

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"Really? 'Yeller'? That's what you want to name him?"

"We're callin' 'im Bill, coz he came at the end of the month"

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"Nobody loved little William Poopy-Pants."

Mr Long and Miss Short.

'This convention lacks just one thing...name tags.'

'Name tag's up here, Ma'am - I'm from the Cattlemen's Delegation.

'Therefore I do christen this child 'Isyouis Oris You Ain't.''

"Well, well, well! Your parents certainly messed up when they named you, didn't they, Angelo?"

'How come it's always me who has his name taken?'

Cinnamon Raisin Swirl Jones.

"These are my sons, Brayden, Caden, Aiden, and Maiden."

Luna - short for Lunatic.

'Come on, I've been waiting twenty minutes.' - 'Shut up. I'm choosing a name for my baby.'

"I'm having an identity crisis. I can't keep track of whether I'm Nana, Mimi, or Grandma Wolcott."

"Seriously? 'Stalin'? That's what you want to name him?"