Nickname Collection Mugs

Cinnamon Raisin Swirl Jones.

'Good morning pumpkin.' 'Good morning treasure.' A pile of treasure saying 'good morning' to a pumpkin

It started friendly enough...'I'm Henry VIII, my dear, but you may call me 'Hank'.'

"Call me 'pops' one more time and I'll lace 'ya one!"

'We started wearing name tags to rell who's who, unfortunately we all like the name 'Kevin,!'

A man at a cocktail party wears a nametag that reads "Trouble".

'Dubble Dawawg A.K.A. Diplo Matt A.K.A. Spyral A.K.A. Sheldon delman - noted rap artist'

'He's called that, because he keeps getting licked.'

"Nobody loved little William Poopy-Pants."

'For the sake of convenience everybody just calls me Joe.'

'This convention lacks just one thing...name tags.'

'Name tag's up here, Ma'am - I'm from the Cattlemen's Delegation.

"Well, well, well! Your parents certainly messed up when they named you, didn't they, Angelo?"

'How come it's always me who has his name taken?'

"See why I hate my nickname 'Toad Stool'?"

'"Silent killer'?! That's your nickname? That's so cool Dad!"

'...call me 'Noisy Ted'.'

"How am I meant to be a lean mean killing machine with a name like 'Twinky'!"

"I'm having an identity crisis. I can't keep track of whether I'm Nana, Mimi, or Grandma Wolcott."

Tombstones with convention name tags

"Not only am I a 'good boy'...but, according to my owner, I'm also a 'sweetie-weetums.'"

'I've recently discovered that there's never been a hurricane named after me. See to it that the next one is.'

"My first pet was called Brian, and my mother's maiden name was Smith. . . see, even my porn name is boring."

"Which of you is 'Cactus Jack'?"

"I name this child, Lovely, swampy, cars are evil, use public transport, stop the bypass,no to the link road, Fred"

'Grandma says she has the perfect wrestler nickname for me. What does Tiny Terror mean?'

"White Rabbit, Cottontail and Mr. Fluffy. Why the code names?"

How to appear more interesting.

"His reputation as a tough guy was dented when his Valentine called him ‘cuddle bottom’."