Nickname Creation Mugs

How to appear more interesting.

Mom! Don't call me abominadorable in front of my friends!

"Call me 'pops' one more time and I'll lace 'ya one!"

What should we do this fine Sunday? I have an idea. Let's spend the day staring at each other and using pet names. Ahem. You affection is making us ill! They're upset, Monkey Bear. You're so handsome. We're trying to eat!

'Why do they call him Neckline Ned.' - 'He's always plunging down the middle but never showing anything.'

It started friendly enough...'I'm Henry VIII, my dear, but you may call me 'Hank'.'

'Good morning pumpkin.' 'Good morning treasure.' A pile of treasure saying 'good morning' to a pumpkin

"Are you the one they call El Cóndor?"

Mort Park! You mean Killer. You're sprung, Killer. I'm free to go? Unless you're so tough now you'd rather stay. I mean a guy named Killer probably likes jail. Mail me my blanky.

'Dubble Dawawg A.K.A. Diplo Matt A.K.A. Spyral A.K.A. Sheldon delman - noted rap artist'

'I know you can make this project go. That's why I call you 'The Magic Motor'.'

His real name is Jasper Underwood Farthington III...but we just call him 'Stinky'.

'For the sake of convenience everybody just calls me Joe.'

'He's called that, because he keeps getting licked.'

"One of you will be Kevin, one will be Kev and one will be K. You decide who."

Margaret...Meatball

'Theodore seemed much more approachable when he began going by his childhood name.'

'Why do you call me fridge?...' '...You're cold, frosty and full of junk.'

"Some people call me a ball-buster, but I prefer cojones-crusher."

Cinnamon Raisin Swirl Jones.

Bud's Club...Where Buds, Bubs and Bros gather!

A word to the wise. At this morning's meeting you were referred to as the 'the bottleneck'.

'...call me 'Noisy Ted'.'

'"Silent killer'?! That's your nickname? That's so cool Dad!"

"See why I hate my nickname 'Toad Stool'?"

'Thanks for the job. I think we are going to get along fine, Fatso.'

"We give a lot of our regular diners pet names, his is 'miserable tightwad.'"

'Ok, I came up with a new name for my invention. Now it's called the cyclone cylinder!'

"he boss is a lot less scary since we saw his wife calls and 'Mr Wobbly Bottykins.'"

"He's so bossy I call him Big Brother!"

"I'm having an identity crisis. I can't keep track of whether I'm Nana, Mimi, or Grandma Wolcott."

"I found out my staff have a nickname for me, I'm not sure it's a good idea!"

"Land salmon. . ."

"Actually, I'm from New Jersey. The nickname comes from thirty years in the textile business."

"Don't get your hopes up, honey. I call everybody 'honey.'"