Nickname Creation Gifts

How to appear more interesting.

'Good morning pumpkin.' 'Good morning treasure.' A pile of treasure saying 'good morning' to a pumpkin

It started friendly enough...'I'm Henry VIII, my dear, but you may call me 'Hank'.'

"Call me 'pops' one more time and I'll lace 'ya one!"

'Why do they call him Neckline Ned.' - 'He's always plunging down the middle but never showing anything.'

"Are you the one they call El Cóndor?"

'Dubble Dawawg A.K.A. Diplo Matt A.K.A. Spyral A.K.A. Sheldon delman - noted rap artist'

'I know you can make this project go. That's why I call you 'The Magic Motor'.'

His real name is Jasper Underwood Farthington III...but we just call him 'Stinky'.

'He's called that, because he keeps getting licked.'

'For the sake of convenience everybody just calls me Joe.'

"One of you will be Kevin, one will be Kev and one will be K. You decide who."

Bud's Club...Where Buds, Bubs and Bros gather!

A word to the wise. At this morning's meeting you were referred to as the 'the bottleneck'.

"Some people call me a ball-buster, but I prefer cojones-crusher."

'Theodore seemed much more approachable when he began going by his childhood name.'

Cinnamon Raisin Swirl Jones.

Margaret...Meatball

'Why do you call me fridge?...' '...You're cold, frosty and full of junk.'

'"Silent killer'?! That's your nickname? That's so cool Dad!"

'...call me 'Noisy Ted'.'

"See why I hate my nickname 'Toad Stool'?"

'Thanks for the job. I think we are going to get along fine, Fatso.'

"We give a lot of our regular diners pet names, his is 'miserable tightwad.'"

"I'm having an identity crisis. I can't keep track of whether I'm Nana, Mimi, or Grandma Wolcott."

"He's so bossy I call him Big Brother!"

"I found out my staff have a nickname for me, I'm not sure it's a good idea!"

"he boss is a lot less scary since we saw his wife calls and 'Mr Wobbly Bottykins.'"

"Actually, I'm from New Jersey. The nickname comes from thirty years in the textile business."

"Don't get your hopes up, honey. I call everybody 'honey.'"

'Ted, meet Sneeze-A-Lot, Bad Cough, and Tummy Rumble. I'm bad with names but I never forget a bodily function.'