Nickname User Gifts

"Call me 'pops' one more time and I'll lace 'ya one!"

Mom! Don't call me abominadorable in front of my friends!

"Yes, you were born into the era of passwords and user-names. . . why do you ask, Mycat_2014?"

'Good morning pumpkin.' 'Good morning treasure.' A pile of treasure saying 'good morning' to a pumpkin

What should we do this fine Sunday? I have an idea. Let's spend the day staring at each other and using pet names. Ahem. You affection is making us ill! They're upset, Monkey Bear. You're so handsome. We're trying to eat!

'Why do they call him Neckline Ned.' - 'He's always plunging down the middle but never showing anything.'

It started friendly enough...'I'm Henry VIII, my dear, but you may call me 'Hank'.'

"Are you the one they call El Cóndor?"

Mort Park! You mean Killer. You're sprung, Killer. I'm free to go? Unless you're so tough now you'd rather stay. I mean a guy named Killer probably likes jail. Mail me my blanky.

'Dubble Dawawg A.K.A. Diplo Matt A.K.A. Spyral A.K.A. Sheldon delman - noted rap artist'

His real name is Jasper Underwood Farthington III...but we just call him 'Stinky'.

'I know you can make this project go. That's why I call you 'The Magic Motor'.'

'For the sake of convenience everybody just calls me Joe.'

'He's called that, because he keeps getting licked.'

"One of you will be Kevin, one will be Kev and one will be K. You decide who."

Cinnamon Raisin Swirl Jones.

Bud's Club...Where Buds, Bubs and Bros gather!

Margaret...Meatball

'Theodore seemed much more approachable when he began going by his childhood name.'

'I'm tired of politicians ignoring me -- I want to have my name legally changed to 'Joe Six-Pack.''

'Why do you call me fridge?...' '...You're cold, frosty and full of junk.'

"Some people call me a ball-buster, but I prefer cojones-crusher."

A word to the wise. At this morning's meeting you were referred to as the 'the bottleneck'.

"Alan Orange"? Seriously, your name is "Al Orange"?

'"Silent killer'?! That's your nickname? That's so cool Dad!"

"See why I hate my nickname 'Toad Stool'?"

'...call me 'Noisy Ted'.'

'Thanks for the job. I think we are going to get along fine, Fatso.'

"We give a lot of our regular diners pet names, his is 'miserable tightwad.'"

"he boss is a lot less scary since we saw his wife calls and 'Mr Wobbly Bottykins.'"

"He's so bossy I call him Big Brother!"

"I'm having an identity crisis. I can't keep track of whether I'm Nana, Mimi, or Grandma Wolcott."

"I found out my staff have a nickname for me, I'm not sure it's a good idea!"

"Land salmon. . ."

"Actually, I'm from New Jersey. The nickname comes from thirty years in the textile business."