Nickname Creators Gifts

How to appear more interesting.

Mom! Don't call me abominadorable in front of my friends!

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy.' You in?"

'Good morning pumpkin.' 'Good morning treasure.' A pile of treasure saying 'good morning' to a pumpkin

What should we do this fine Sunday? I have an idea. Let's spend the day staring at each other and using pet names. Ahem. You affection is making us ill! They're upset, Monkey Bear. You're so handsome. We're trying to eat!

'Why do they call him Neckline Ned.' - 'He's always plunging down the middle but never showing anything.'

"Call me 'pops' one more time and I'll lace 'ya one!"

It started friendly enough...'I'm Henry VIII, my dear, but you may call me 'Hank'.'

"Are you the one they call El Cóndor?"

Mort Park! You mean Killer. You're sprung, Killer. I'm free to go? Unless you're so tough now you'd rather stay. I mean a guy named Killer probably likes jail. Mail me my blanky.

'Dubble Dawawg A.K.A. Diplo Matt A.K.A. Spyral A.K.A. Sheldon delman - noted rap artist'

'I know you can make this project go. That's why I call you 'The Magic Motor'.'

His real name is Jasper Underwood Farthington III...but we just call him 'Stinky'.

What really became of the boy named Sue.

"We're callin' 'im Bill, coz he came at the end of the month"

'He's called that, because he keeps getting licked.'

'For the sake of convenience everybody just calls me Joe.'

Mr Long and Miss Short.

"One of you will be Kevin, one will be Kev and one will be K. You decide who."

Bud's Club...Where Buds, Bubs and Bros gather!

Cinnamon Raisin Swirl Jones.

Margaret...Meatball

'Theodore seemed much more approachable when he began going by his childhood name.'

"The floor is now open for discussion of what to name ou generation."

"Some people call me a ball-buster, but I prefer cojones-crusher."

'Why do you call me fridge?...' '...You're cold, frosty and full of junk.'

A word to the wise. At this morning's meeting you were referred to as the 'the bottleneck'.

'"Silent killer'?! That's your nickname? That's so cool Dad!"

"See why I hate my nickname 'Toad Stool'?"

'...call me 'Noisy Ted'.'

"He's so bossy I call him Big Brother!"

"he boss is a lot less scary since we saw his wife calls and 'Mr Wobbly Bottykins.'"

"Land salmon. . ."

"I'm having an identity crisis. I can't keep track of whether I'm Nana, Mimi, or Grandma Wolcott."

"I found out my staff have a nickname for me, I'm not sure it's a good idea!"