Nickname Creators T-Shirts

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"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy.' You in?"

'Good morning pumpkin.' 'Good morning treasure.' A pile of treasure saying 'good morning' to a pumpkin

It started friendly enough...'I'm Henry VIII, my dear, but you may call me 'Hank'.'

"Call me 'pops' one more time and I'll lace 'ya one!"

'Why do they call him Neckline Ned.' - 'He's always plunging down the middle but never showing anything.'

"Are you the one they call El Cóndor?"

'Dubble Dawawg A.K.A. Diplo Matt A.K.A. Spyral A.K.A. Sheldon delman - noted rap artist'

'I know you can make this project go. That's why I call you 'The Magic Motor'.'

His real name is Jasper Underwood Farthington III...but we just call him 'Stinky'.

"We're callin' 'im Bill, coz he came at the end of the month"

'He's called that, because he keeps getting licked.'

'For the sake of convenience everybody just calls me Joe.'

Mr Long and Miss Short.

"One of you will be Kevin, one will be Kev and one will be K. You decide who."

'Why do you call me fridge?...' '...You're cold, frosty and full of junk.'

"Some people call me a ball-buster, but I prefer cojones-crusher."

Margaret...Meatball

Cinnamon Raisin Swirl Jones.

'Theodore seemed much more approachable when he began going by his childhood name.'

Bud's Club...Where Buds, Bubs and Bros gather!

A word to the wise. At this morning's meeting you were referred to as the 'the bottleneck'.

"See why I hate my nickname 'Toad Stool'?"

'...call me 'Noisy Ted'.'

'"Silent killer'?! That's your nickname? That's so cool Dad!"

"We give a lot of our regular diners pet names, his is 'miserable tightwad.'"

"I'm having an identity crisis. I can't keep track of whether I'm Nana, Mimi, or Grandma Wolcott."

"he boss is a lot less scary since we saw his wife calls and 'Mr Wobbly Bottykins.'"

"I found out my staff have a nickname for me, I'm not sure it's a good idea!"

"Poor kid, being lumbered with a name like Kevin. What's wrong with something ordinary like Zain or Kayan?"

'Thanks for the job. I think we are going to get along fine, Fatso.'