Nickname Collecting T-Shirts

Mort Park! You mean Killer. You're sprung, Killer. I'm free to go? Unless you're so tough now you'd rather stay. I mean a guy named Killer probably likes jail. Mail me my blanky.

Mom! Don't call me abominadorable in front of my friends!

'Good morning pumpkin.' 'Good morning treasure.' A pile of treasure saying 'good morning' to a pumpkin

What should we do this fine Sunday? I have an idea. Let's spend the day staring at each other and using pet names. Ahem. You affection is making us ill! They're upset, Monkey Bear. You're so handsome. We're trying to eat!

Pet Cemetery.

"Call me 'pops' one more time and I'll lace 'ya one!"

It started friendly enough...'I'm Henry VIII, my dear, but you may call me 'Hank'.'

'We started wearing name tags to rell who's who, unfortunately we all like the name 'Kevin,!'

A man at a cocktail party wears a nametag that reads "Trouble".

What really became of the boy named Sue.

'Who else have I written for? Ridge Park Avenue, 7th Street, Elm Road, Thornwood Drive...'

"We're callin' 'im Bill, coz he came at the end of the month"

Mr Long and Miss Short.

"Nobody loved little William Poopy-Pants."

'He's called that, because he keeps getting licked.'

'This convention lacks just one thing...name tags.'

'Name tag's up here, Ma'am - I'm from the Cattlemen's Delegation.

"The floor is now open for discussion of what to name ou generation."

'How come it's always me who has his name taken?'

"Well, well, well! Your parents certainly messed up when they named you, didn't they, Angelo?"

"Yes! I'm THE Britney Spears... I was named 'Britney Spears' first so that makes me THE the."

Cinnamon Raisin Swirl Jones.

'...call me 'Noisy Ted'.'

"Alan Orange"? Seriously, your name is "Al Orange"?

"Land salmon. . ."

"How am I meant to be a lean mean killing machine with a name like 'Twinky'!"

"I'm having an identity crisis. I can't keep track of whether I'm Nana, Mimi, or Grandma Wolcott."

Tombstones with convention name tags

"Poor kid, being lumbered with a name like Kevin. What's wrong with something ordinary like Zain or Kayan?"

Regrettable names which probably seemed like a good idea at the time - Rainbow Moon-Child, Anarchy Scum Bag, Freemarket Share-Option, Tony.

'Hang on a minute, haven't we already got a Tracey?'

"Not only am I a 'good boy'...but, according to my owner, I'm also a 'sweetie-weetums.'"

'I've recently discovered that there's never been a hurricane named after me. See to it that the next one is.'

'Book of Usernames' / 'Book of Baby Names'.

'Are you willing to change your name to Bob Smith?'