Collecting Nicknames T-Shirts

"Which of you is 'Cactus Jack'?"

Mom! Don't call me abominadorable in front of my friends!

"Call me 'pops' one more time and I'll lace 'ya one!"

'Good morning pumpkin.' 'Good morning treasure.' A pile of treasure saying 'good morning' to a pumpkin

What should we do this fine Sunday? I have an idea. Let's spend the day staring at each other and using pet names. Ahem. You affection is making us ill! They're upset, Monkey Bear. You're so handsome. We're trying to eat!

It started friendly enough...'I'm Henry VIII, my dear, but you may call me 'Hank'.'

Pet Cemetery.

Mort Park! You mean Killer. You're sprung, Killer. I'm free to go? Unless you're so tough now you'd rather stay. I mean a guy named Killer probably likes jail. Mail me my blanky.

'And though he died during the hunt, we can only assume that George L Jones would want this new species of butt-faced clown monkey to forever bear his name.'

'We started wearing name tags to rell who's who, unfortunately we all like the name 'Kevin,!'

A man at a cocktail party wears a nametag that reads "Trouble".

'Dubble Dawawg A.K.A. Diplo Matt A.K.A. Spyral A.K.A. Sheldon delman - noted rap artist'

'He's called that, because he keeps getting licked.'

'For the sake of convenience everybody just calls me Joe.'

"Nobody loved little William Poopy-Pants."

'This convention lacks just one thing...name tags.'

'Name tag's up here, Ma'am - I'm from the Cattlemen's Delegation.

'How come it's always me who has his name taken?'

"Yes! I'm THE Britney Spears... I was named 'Britney Spears' first so that makes me THE the."

"Well, well, well! Your parents certainly messed up when they named you, didn't they, Angelo?"

Cinnamon Raisin Swirl Jones.

'"Silent killer'?! That's your nickname? That's so cool Dad!"

"See why I hate my nickname 'Toad Stool'?"

'...call me 'Noisy Ted'.'

"I'm having an identity crisis. I can't keep track of whether I'm Nana, Mimi, or Grandma Wolcott."

Tombstones with convention name tags

"Land salmon. . ."

"His reputation as a tough guy was dented when his Valentine called him ‘cuddle bottom’."

"White Rabbit, Cottontail and Mr. Fluffy. Why the code names?"

'Grandma says she has the perfect wrestler nickname for me. What does Tiny Terror mean?'

"Double, double, toil and trouble, fire burn and Botox bubble."

"I name this child, Lovely, swampy, cars are evil, use public transport, stop the bypass,no to the link road, Fred"

'I've recently discovered that there's never been a hurricane named after me. See to it that the next one is.'

"Not only am I a 'good boy'...but, according to my owner, I'm also a 'sweetie-weetums.'"

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