Nickname Creator T-Shirts

"Today on the Ask Sadie Show, we'll be addressing one single topic 'Donald Rump.'"

"I'm Alan and this is Joice, but our friends just call us Aoice."

'Apparently they've nicknamed it the spring onion.'

'He'll never be considered a great athlete until he gets a cool nickname.'

Johnny Paycheck thinking of his stage name.

"White Rabbit, Cottontail and Mr. Fluffy. Why the code names?"

"Why would I put my name on my car?"

Mom! Don't call me abominadorable in front of my friends!

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy.' You in?"

It started friendly enough...'I'm Henry VIII, my dear, but you may call me 'Hank'.'

"Call me 'pops' one more time and I'll lace 'ya one!"

What should we do this fine Sunday? I have an idea. Let's spend the day staring at each other and using pet names. Ahem. You affection is making us ill! They're upset, Monkey Bear. You're so handsome. We're trying to eat!

'Good morning pumpkin.' 'Good morning treasure.' A pile of treasure saying 'good morning' to a pumpkin

'Why do they call him Neckline Ned.' - 'He's always plunging down the middle but never showing anything.'

Mort Park! You mean Killer. You're sprung, Killer. I'm free to go? Unless you're so tough now you'd rather stay. I mean a guy named Killer probably likes jail. Mail me my blanky.

"Are you the one they call El Cóndor?"

'Dubble Dawawg A.K.A. Diplo Matt A.K.A. Spyral A.K.A. Sheldon delman - noted rap artist'

What really became of the boy named Sue.

His real name is Jasper Underwood Farthington III...but we just call him 'Stinky'.

'I know you can make this project go. That's why I call you 'The Magic Motor'.'

"We're callin' 'im Bill, coz he came at the end of the month"

'It's my pseudonym.'

'He's called that, because he keeps getting licked.'

'For the sake of convenience everybody just calls me Joe.'

Mr Long and Miss Short.

"One of you will be Kevin, one will be Kev and one will be K. You decide who."

'Why do you call me fridge?...' '...You're cold, frosty and full of junk.'

Cinnamon Raisin Swirl Jones.

"The floor is now open for discussion of what to name ou generation."

"Some people call me a ball-buster, but I prefer cojones-crusher."

Bud's Club...Where Buds, Bubs and Bros gather!

A word to the wise. At this morning's meeting you were referred to as the 'the bottleneck'.

'Theodore seemed much more approachable when he began going by his childhood name.'

Margaret...Meatball

'"Silent killer'?! That's your nickname? That's so cool Dad!"