Nickname Creator Prints

"Today on the Ask Sadie Show, we'll be addressing one single topic 'Donald Rump.'"

"I'm Alan and this is Joice, but our friends just call us Aoice."

'Apparently they've nicknamed it the spring onion.'

'He'll never be considered a great athlete until he gets a cool nickname.'

Johnny Paycheck thinking of his stage name.

"White Rabbit, Cottontail and Mr. Fluffy. Why the code names?"

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy.' You in?"

It started friendly enough...'I'm Henry VIII, my dear, but you may call me 'Hank'.'

"Call me 'pops' one more time and I'll lace 'ya one!"

'Good morning pumpkin.' 'Good morning treasure.' A pile of treasure saying 'good morning' to a pumpkin

'Why do they call him Neckline Ned.' - 'He's always plunging down the middle but never showing anything.'

"Are you the one they call El Cóndor?"

'Dubble Dawawg A.K.A. Diplo Matt A.K.A. Spyral A.K.A. Sheldon delman - noted rap artist'

His real name is Jasper Underwood Farthington III...but we just call him 'Stinky'.

'I know you can make this project go. That's why I call you 'The Magic Motor'.'

"We're callin' 'im Bill, coz he came at the end of the month"

'It's my pseudonym.'

'He's called that, because he keeps getting licked.'

'For the sake of convenience everybody just calls me Joe.'

Mr Long and Miss Short.

"One of you will be Kevin, one will be Kev and one will be K. You decide who."

A word to the wise. At this morning's meeting you were referred to as the 'the bottleneck'.

Bud's Club...Where Buds, Bubs and Bros gather!

Margaret...Meatball

"Some people call me a ball-buster, but I prefer cojones-crusher."

Cinnamon Raisin Swirl Jones.

'Theodore seemed much more approachable when he began going by his childhood name.'

'Why do you call me fridge?...' '...You're cold, frosty and full of junk.'

"See why I hate my nickname 'Toad Stool'?"

'...call me 'Noisy Ted'.'

'"Silent killer'?! That's your nickname? That's so cool Dad!"

"he boss is a lot less scary since we saw his wife calls and 'Mr Wobbly Bottykins.'"

"We give a lot of our regular diners pet names, his is 'miserable tightwad.'"

"Poor kid, being lumbered with a name like Kevin. What's wrong with something ordinary like Zain or Kayan?"

'Thanks for the job. I think we are going to get along fine, Fatso.'