Username Creator Prints

'I was usernamed after my aunt.'

"Would you like some usernames with your passwords, or do you prefer them plain?"

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"Yes, you were born into the era of passwords and user-names. . . why do you ask, Mycat_2014?"

"Call me 'pops' one more time and I'll lace 'ya one!"

"Oh, don't mind that, it's just my body of unseen work."

"How about a little more muse and a little less 'meow,' huh?"

"Social media stocks have taken a beating I'm seeing a lot of avatars on ledges."

Creator's Block

'No, Igor, not Phillips head...Flat head! Flat head! Bring me the flat head!'

'Hey! I've just had a great idea! How about a light bulb...?'

"Kanye's changing his name. I'm thinking he should go by Cra Z."

He's very disciplined about his writing, three hours staring at a blank screen every morning and five in the afternoon.

'It's my pseudonym.'

"It's about the world's smartest girl, her caring father, her fun-loving great aunt and her annoying, car-obsessed big brother."

"Well, I've been struggling to write a book about my struggle to write a book..."

"That's out idea department – the door was one of their ideas."

'On the internet, nobody knows you're a monkey.'

'The rot set in when I started doing these things in my own image - my early stuff was better.'

'Yes, Fluffy was a great dog and to honor her memory, we've decided to keep her name as part of our computer password.'

"Have you given any more thought to my idea of using a sword?"

'Life! Give my conversation liiiife!'

Ian McEwan

"My novel? I've put it on hold. I'm writing my response in case I get asked to do on eof those 'How I write' columns..."

'All the characters in my novels are based on real people, for example the fat useless waster in my last one was you!'

God's Writers Block

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'The internet brings everyone closer.'

'John and I have agreed on 'Mary Kate Elizabeth,' but we're still working on a screen name.'

"Can you do any other impressions, apart from; John, your milkman?"

"White Rabbit, Cottontail and Mr. Fluffy. Why the code names?"

Charles Dickens.

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'So the new villain in my book is a-.'

"This formula was a total flop, but on the bright side, it will make a great password!"