Nickname Artist T-Shirts

If there's one good thing I can say about Donald Trump, it's that he really knows how to nickname people. He stole that from me, though. I've been nicknaming my rivals since kindergarten. There was a kid who challenged my authority over the sandbox. I turned him into "Loser Larry." There was a kid who challenged my grip on the sugar straw pipeline. I turned him into "Dodo Douglas." There was a presidential candidate who stole my shtick. I turned him into "Dopey Donald." I've still got it.

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

They hated me.

Larry's used art

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

You're my Mona Lisa.

Copycats

I've been teaching art history for decades. Students today ask new kinds of questions. No, I doubt a gluten-free menu option was available that evening. Nope, the artist was not making a statement about climate change. No, despite the umbrellas, this is not about sun exposure safety. Well, yes, I suppose you can say it's a selfie.

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

'C'mon get it straight.'

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

"Hold it right there, ma'am! If you get too close to the artwork, I'll have to ask you to leave the gallery."

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

Madonna of the Pukes.

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

"You've got a long, long road ahead of you, young man."

"Good" "Bad" "Work on it" "Keep working - maybe it's not as bad as you think it is" "Put it to a committee" "Give up" "Make it worse" "Make it better" "Still a bad idea" "Overthink it" "Throw yourself into a pit of wild badgers" "Throw it away" "Call it done" "Sigh."

The Artist

"Guess who brought king cake!"

Can You Spot the Differences?

International Women's Day.

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

Paul Klee

' A good idea '

Ban on Free Speech

Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."

Alien David statue

Face painting.

College. Did you pick a major yet? I'm doing a double major in art and logic --- I want to draw my own conclusions!

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

'Fine stencilling. But have you never thought - Tit Willow, Tit Willow, Tit Willow?'

The DaVinci Code

'Smith, we need more creativity. You have to learn to think outside the box.'