Band Name Creator T-Shirts

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy.' You in?"

R.I.P. ZZ Top - Dusty Hill 1949-2021

Trumpeter swan meets trombone swan.

Quartet.

"'Fried Ham' on 3..."

"How about a little more muse and a little less 'meow,' huh?"

"Oh, don't mind that, it's just my body of unseen work."

Patey's in a band! He's so cool!

Creator's Block

Violinist.

Wiz Fipple and his Circadian Rhythms.

Phoebe Mary Waller-Bridge caricature

"In lieu of barking, he recorded a sweet diss track about you."

A tuba and love hearts

"The guy's a natural!"

Setting up companies

"Great moments in songwriting" "What if she had a little lamb?" "Maybe it follows her to school?" "Wouldn't that make the children laugh?" "Exactly."

"Kanye's changing his name. I'm thinking he should go by Cra Z."

"Well, we've for the melody down now, but I'm still not sure about the part where it goes, '...and they call the wind Dorcas Schnickelbaum.'"

'Our financial troubles are over, Edna. The fellas and I have formed a boy band.'

'It's my pseudonym.'

Lady practising the clarinet.

"You can file as a limited liability company in this State, but you'll be subject to a 'Not So Fast, Buddy' franchise fee."

Required Reeding.

"This is a blind audition, right?"

'I told you not to clean it with soap and water.'

"Doesn't anybody play the harp anymore?"

'The rot set in when I started doing these things in my own image - my early stuff was better.'

"The drummer's got to go - he's too loopy."

Bootsy Collins

Alexander Borodin's Ragtime Band

Sousaphone Player

Supply was out of harps.

"All the good band names are taken by microbreweries."

Someone being taught how to conduct an orchestra.