Band Name Creator T-Shirts

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy.' You in?"

R.I.P. ZZ Top - Dusty Hill 1949-2021

Trumpeter swan meets trombone swan.

Quartet.

"Oh, don't mind that, it's just my body of unseen work."

"How about a little more muse and a little less 'meow,' huh?"

"'Fried Ham' on 3..."

Patey's in a band! He's so cool!

Creator's Block

Violinist.

Wiz Fipple and his Circadian Rhythms.

"Great moments in songwriting" "What if she had a little lamb?" "Maybe it follows her to school?" "Wouldn't that make the children laugh?" "Exactly."

"In lieu of barking, he recorded a sweet diss track about you."

A tuba and love hearts

"The guy's a natural!"

"Kanye's changing his name. I'm thinking he should go by Cra Z."

Setting up companies

"Well, we've for the melody down now, but I'm still not sure about the part where it goes, '...and they call the wind Dorcas Schnickelbaum.'"

'Our financial troubles are over, Edna. The fellas and I have formed a boy band.'

'It's my pseudonym.'

Lady practising the clarinet.

"This is a blind audition, right?"

"You can file as a limited liability company in this State, but you'll be subject to a 'Not So Fast, Buddy' franchise fee."

'I told you not to clean it with soap and water.'

"Doesn't anybody play the harp anymore?"

'The rot set in when I started doing these things in my own image - my early stuff was better.'

Alexander Borodin's Ragtime Band

Supply was out of harps.

A song that no one's heard.

'This job would be much easier if you didn't play the flute!'

Someone being taught how to conduct an orchestra.

Sousaphone Player