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"In lieu of barking, he recorded a sweet diss track about you."

Lennon and McCartney.

Sure, he likes it here - he's a cartoonist.

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

"After the show, I'll be autographing any computer or phone screens where my albums are streamed."

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy.' You in?"

The Origami Society...

Music to drive ( others mad) to...

'Good news. We're not Daft Punk.'

New music conference

"Our Rupert has swopped his gaming console for bagpipes...it gets us out of the house more often."

'From albums to 8-tracks to cassettes to CD's...What a long, loud trip it's been!'

"The next song was sixties anthem for the youth subculture of revolution, anarchy and anti-establishment...and can now be heard in elevators worldwide."

"How about a little more muse and a little less 'meow,' huh?"

"Midtown Vinyl. Vintage albums + EPs. Midtown Ink. Vintage books + newspapers."

"'Fried Ham' on 3..."

"Oh, don't mind that, it's just my body of unseen work."

"Did you notice how the cables never get tangled!"

'Okay everybody, SMILE!'

Ringo releases his latest record.

Music producers.

Golden age of music

'Of course we've got Marshall amps Jim! Only the best up here.'

"If you get married at the Grammy Awards, can your marriage be annulled at the Country Music Awards?"

Kids playing with the cardboard box instead of the expensive toys.

Birds with Headphones

'For the luxury item I'd like my ipod.'

George Martin

'But enough of our golden oldies! Here's a new one we just wrote called 'Middled-Aged Hearing Loss!''

King with the boom box.

"Unfortunately, father never quite got over being asked to reform the band for Live Aid in the '80s."

Creator's Block

An Intimate Union forms between Napster and the Pygmy Sub-Area of Central Africa...

"That damn dog's scratching again!"

"No, I'm still getting too much banjo."