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After Hours At Lincoln Center

Man without Fingers Playing Guitar

"Here's another one written in E minor and in case you haven't guessed by now, it's the only chord I know."

Guitarist

Lennon and McCartney.

Marimba

Children disturbing a heart rate reading.

Kid uses his violin as a golf club.

"After the show, I'll be autographing any computer or phone screens where my albums are streamed."

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

"Woke up this morning, someone had nicked my guitar..."

"I'm the only sane artist in the world."

Piano Recital

Girl Band, "I wish you'd tell your mum we don't need her in the group!"

'It's a blonde, long-legged species with a melodious voice and it goes south for the winter.'

"Do you like it better when I go to the F or the Dm?"

Great works I plan to complete during the lockdown.

'Good news. We're not Daft Punk.'

Non-Denominational Carols

Learn Guitar In 6 Easy Lessons: Add another fifty difficult ones!

"Our Rupert has swopped his gaming console for bagpipes...it gets us out of the house more often."

Eric Clapton.

New music conference

"The 'Sing Only in the Shower' Community Chorus"

'From albums to 8-tracks to cassettes to CD's...What a long, loud trip it's been!'

'I'm a virtuoso on the middle pedal.'

"How about we write a song combining Brexit with unrequited love?"

Artist and Musician

Music downloads

Musical notes bubble gum.

Guitar Man.

"I'll stop when I'm good and ready to."

Six jazz instruments.

'Their daughter plays the violin.'

Noel Coward.