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Robert Drake

Ham Radio.

'But enough of our golden oldies! Here's a new one we just wrote called 'Middled-Aged Hearing Loss!''

'Okay everybody, SMILE!'

The Beatles

Pop goes the weasel.

Air Harmonica

Music producers.

Classical music on car commerical

Ringo releases his latest record.

'That's the best hold music I've ever heard, I'd like to sign you up at once'

House trained cat

'and for my 12,307 choice I'd have the live extended version of...'

Biblical Idol: "Oh God, not another golden calf!"

"Just play the hit single, then you can do the experimental track."

The reception here is awful!

'CD's: Manufactured pop groups as seen on tv!'

Rooster DJ scratches records during party.

'We're all having to work harder in the music business now.' (Dog stressed as he listens to four gramophones.)

'Rip-off Pop Records' office with 'In the charts' and 'Out-takes to recycle' trays.

Big Time Talent Agency: 'Sorry, boys- too doo-woppy.'

Real estate agents sell Abbey Road Studios.

'We're all having to work harder in the music business now.' (Dog listens to four gramophones at once)

'I've done it, Igor! I've created a pop group!'

'...Let's write a song all about the evils of material wealth. After all, that last one netted us a bloody fortune!'

'Thanks to the billion dollar engine, this keyboard can store up to 14 songs.'

The Grim Rapper

Lennon-McCartney-Lennon.

Band Aid-style rock stars wear T-shirts that read : 'Feed my ego'.

Band called ALL SORTS REALLY: 'This way, whenever someone is asked what music they like, we get a free plug.'

'I see you've got a new single coming out.'

Muzak's Top 10

"Jalapeño was our first bagel to go platinum."

"I feel that what would really give your next album a major boost would be some kind of well-publicized personal problem."

'It used to be about the music man.' - According to his peers, the tambourine guy has sold out.