Music Producer Prints

Ham Radio.

'But enough of our golden oldies! Here's a new one we just wrote called 'Middled-Aged Hearing Loss!''

'Okay everybody, SMILE!'

Music producers.

Air Harmonica

'That's the best hold music I've ever heard, I'd like to sign you up at once'

Pop goes the weasel.

Classical music on car commerical

House trained cat

"Just play the hit single, then you can do the experimental track."

Big Time Talent Agency: 'Sorry, boys- too doo-woppy.'

Muzak's Top 10

"Jalapeño was our first bagel to go platinum."

"I feel that what would really give your next album a major boost would be some kind of well-publicized personal problem."

Pump up a tire/Pump up a jam

Marketed music.

'Thanks to the billion dollar engine, this keyboard can store up to 14 songs.'

'We're all having to work harder in the music business now.' (Dog listens to four gramophones at once)

The reception here is awful!

Rooster DJ scratches records during party.

'I see you've got a new single coming out.'

'I've done it, Igor! I've created a pop group!'

"The next song was sixties anthem for the youth subculture of revolution, anarchy and anti-establishment...and can now be heard in elevators worldwide."

The Grim Rapper

'CD's: Manufactured pop groups as seen on tv!'

"Is it copyright violation if I plagiarize a plagiarized song?"

'It used to be about the music man.' - According to his peers, the tambourine guy has sold out.

Band Aid-style rock stars wear T-shirts that read : 'Feed my ego'.

Band called ALL SORTS REALLY: 'This way, whenever someone is asked what music they like, we get a free plug.'

'Rip-off Pop Records' office with 'In the charts' and 'Out-takes to recycle' trays.

"If you get married at the Grammy Awards, can your marriage be annulled at the Country Music Awards?"

"No, I'm still getting too much banjo."

"We're techno-industrial, but rootsy."

"We tried like hell to get Streisand tickets, but we ended up renting 'Yentl.' "

Robert P. (All Three Formats)