Movie Producer Prints

"OK, we need the body double for the eating scene."

"The trailer didn't live up to the teaser."

Computer wheeled down red carpet at film premiere. TV presenter says: 'Now, at last, here comes the real star of the movie!'

'I forgot - is this a movie set, or the real thing?'

"It's always 'Get me a Godzilla type,' never 'Get me Godzilla!'"

"It's time you learned the truth. You were adapted."

"Look, I love the city, too, but wouldn't it be cheaper to shoot this in Canada?"

"Jessica has an idea about going to the beach that she'd like to pitch you."

Betty Ann in Cannes

"Wow, …. who does your voice-overs?"

Meteorite hurtles towards man who says 'That'll be a special effect' But sign shows film set is elsewhere.

'We don't know what the final result will look like, but the movie rights have already been optioned.'

Now playing: 'The passion of big box office profits'.

'It's a bit formulaic'

The early days of the film industry: 'This is your last chance, Mr Director! If it doesn't work, we'll forget this newfangled thing!'

'We're slanting our movies for audiences in China, so your script needs some rickshaw-chase scenes.'

Australia: The Movie - 'I preferred the hype.'

I do my own stunts!

"I think that scary music they play when we are the movie screen is hurting our image."

J2 productions - a harassment-free company

"What are they complaining about?... The local content is the audience...

BAFTA/Oscar lack of diversity

Hollywood Think Tank

"He says he feels empty inside."

"No offense, Lou, but you're a money guy, not a movie guy."

"I need an ensemble film. Take five star vehicles and smush them together."

"I never thought I'd live to see so many different Batmans."

"There are two ways we can go here - one per cent of the gross or ninety-nine per cent of the net."

"These two gentlemen want to turn that note you passed in homeroom into a movie."

"Could we make this a little more derivative."

"That thing you just said – I'd like to option it for a movie."

"Remind me: Is it the New York Critics Award or the Sundance Audience Prize that always lets us down?"

"They liked my screenplay!"

"Boy, this blooper reel from 'Manchester by the Sea' is a crack-up."

"I'm growing it for a movie I'm producing."