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"OK, we need the body double for the eating scene."

"The trailer didn't live up to the teaser."

'I forgot - is this a movie set, or the real thing?'

Computer wheeled down red carpet at film premiere. TV presenter says: 'Now, at last, here comes the real star of the movie!'

"It's always 'Get me a Godzilla type,' never 'Get me Godzilla!'"

"It's time you learned the truth. You were adapted."

"Look, I love the city, too, but wouldn't it be cheaper to shoot this in Canada?"

BAFTA/Oscar lack of diversity

"What are they complaining about?... The local content is the audience...

J2 productions - a harassment-free company

"I think that scary music they play when we are the movie screen is hurting our image."

"Ooh, this looks good."

'I thought Jennifer Anniston made a new movie but after seeing it I'm pretty sure they just keep playing the same one every other year.'

The Horror Film Director.

Film Star Robert de Niro

I do my own stunts!

Australia: The Movie - 'I preferred the hype.'

'We're slanting our movies for audiences in China, so your script needs some rickshaw-chase scenes.'

The early days of the film industry: 'This is your last chance, Mr Director! If it doesn't work, we'll forget this newfangled thing!'

'It's a bit formulaic'

Now playing: 'The passion of big box office profits'.

Jimmy Cagney.

'We don't know what the final result will look like, but the movie rights have already been optioned.'

Meteorite hurtles towards man who says 'That'll be a special effect' But sign shows film set is elsewhere.

"Wow, …. who does your voice-overs?"

"Jessica has an idea about going to the beach that she'd like to pitch you."

Betty Ann in Cannes

Numb and Number.

'Remember our goal, to get hired as tech consultants by a Hollywood producer.'

'Being a superhero doesn't mean that everything about me is super you know!'

"These two gentlemen want to turn that note you passed in homeroom into a movie."

Cannes Film Festival Heels Controversy

"There are two ways we can go here - one per cent of the gross or ninety-nine per cent of the net."

Angel of the North by North West.

'When they advertised movie downloads, I thought they meant...'