Movie Production Prints

"The director told me we were going to green-screen the cat in!"

'Miss Wilson, get on the web and find me everything on bottles!'

"Mrs Jenkins from administration? Next door. I'm Xkrpfz from special effects."

"Now all we need is a good script."

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

Screenwriters pitch movie to studio boss: 'It's a reinterpretation of Bicycle Thieves, that classic of Italian neo-realism. We're calling it, Dude, Where's My Chopper?'

Director/Action Man toy.

"Do you see yourself becoming a movie in five years?"

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

'Believing any filming experience may help launch acting careers, some even stage their appearances before closed circuit cameras.'

Producer, Director and Novelizer.

"I'll do the movie but I want to be highly compensated and highly acclaimed."

Herman Mankiewicz

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

"Remind me: Is it the New York Critics Award or the Sundance Audience Prize that always lets us down?"

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

Men looking at black screen, "I call it film noir"

"All our extras are ex-soccer players - they're the best at dramatically faking injuries."

'How many studio apartment construction projects did you say you'd worked on before?'

"I remember when the death of the hero meant the end of the sequels. Now it marks the beginning of the prequels."

Working in the Hazard Zone!

"Max! Oh, my God! There's like a billion moving ideas in there!"

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."

"Boy, this blooper reel from 'Manchester by the Sea' is a crack-up."

'Being a superhero doesn't mean that everything about me is super you know!'

'This will be great for chase scenes.'

"It's basically the 'Tragedy of King Lear' but with animated penguins."

Canadian film production

"Where have you been? This content's not going to create itself."

'Hey, Charlie, have we got good news for you!'

'Action!...Cut!...Right, everything else is CGI'

"I'm glad they want comedy... the budget is a joke."

'We're doing a fly on the wall documentary.'