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French horn.

'A little more practice and I'm sure you'll get it right.'

'Ned taps his pencil, Jill hums and Bill whistles - form a band, guys, and take it on the road!'

Accordion

String Quartet on a tandem

I'm a songbird. He's my lyricist.

Bird plucking a cello

The Work-from-Home-Polka

Renaissace Music Lovers

Heart-shaped guitar

"Here's another one written in E minor and in case you haven't guessed by now, it's the only chord I know."

Guitarist

Marimba

"Woke up this morning, someone had nicked my guitar..."

"I'm the only sane artist in the world."

"I made you a mixtape."

Piano Recital

"Do you like it better when I go to the F or the Dm?"

Girl Band, "I wish you'd tell your mum we don't need her in the group!"

'It's a blonde, long-legged species with a melodious voice and it goes south for the winter.'

Great works I plan to complete during the lockdown.

Learn Guitar In 6 Easy Lessons: Add another fifty difficult ones!

"I'll stop when I'm good and ready to."

"Our Rupert has swopped his gaming console for bagpipes...it gets us out of the house more often."

'I'm a virtuoso on the middle pedal.'

"The 'Sing Only in the Shower' Community Chorus"

Eric Clapton.

"How about we write a song combining Brexit with unrequited love?"

Musical notes bubble gum.

New music conference

Music downloads

Guitar Man.

Artist and Musician

Six jazz instruments.

Noel Coward.