Romantic Melody Maker T-Shirts

"I made you a mixtape."

"Here's another one written in E minor and in case you haven't guessed by now, it's the only chord I know."

Guitarist

Marimba

"Woke up this morning, someone had nicked my guitar..."

"I'm the only sane artist in the world."

Piano Recital

'It's a blonde, long-legged species with a melodious voice and it goes south for the winter.'

Great works I plan to complete during the lockdown.

Girl Band, "I wish you'd tell your mum we don't need her in the group!"

"Do you like it better when I go to the F or the Dm?"

Learn Guitar In 6 Easy Lessons: Add another fifty difficult ones!

"The 'Sing Only in the Shower' Community Chorus"

Guitar Man.

Musical notes bubble gum.

"How about we write a song combining Brexit with unrequited love?"

Eric Clapton.

Music downloads

'I'm a virtuoso on the middle pedal.'

Artist and Musician

Six jazz instruments.

'Their daughter plays the violin.'

Noel Coward.

May your Christmas be full of harmony

A woman playing a keyboard

"Check out this new store."

French horn.

"This next one is a typical blues number about exceeding your data plan limit, cracking your ipad screen, and losing your new ear buds."

Blues artis's daily list

Bear luring the fish out of a ice hole.

Romantic Duet

Sir Edward Elgar

Jerry Lordan

"The boogie woogie bugle cat of Company B"

'We're having an argument. Do you know any battle marches?'