Oceanic Melody Maker T-Shirts

Violinist on a surfboard

"Here's another one written in E minor and in case you haven't guessed by now, it's the only chord I know."

Marimba

Guitarist

"Woke up this morning, someone had nicked my guitar..."

"I'm the only sane artist in the world."

Piano Recital

Girl Band, "I wish you'd tell your mum we don't need her in the group!"

'It's a blonde, long-legged species with a melodious voice and it goes south for the winter.'

Great works I plan to complete during the lockdown.

"I made you a mixtape."

"Do you like it better when I go to the F or the Dm?"

Learn Guitar In 6 Easy Lessons: Add another fifty difficult ones!

'I'm a virtuoso on the middle pedal.'

Guitar Man.

"The 'Sing Only in the Shower' Community Chorus"

"How about we write a song combining Brexit with unrequited love?"

Music downloads

Artist and Musician

Musical notes bubble gum.

Six jazz instruments.

'Their daughter plays the violin.'

May your Christmas be full of harmony

"Check out this new store."

A woman playing a keyboard

French horn.

"This next one is a typical blues number about exceeding your data plan limit, cracking your ipad screen, and losing your new ear buds."

Blues artis's daily list

Sir Edward Elgar

Bear luring the fish out of a ice hole.

"The boogie woogie bugle cat of Company B"

Romantic Duet

'We're having an argument. Do you know any battle marches?'

Jerry Lordan