Melody Creator T-Shirts

'Think Big!'

'This next one I wrote myself. It's about pain, misery and heartbreak, until I finally wised up and dumped him.'

Musician Sneezing Musical Notes

"Here's another one written in E minor and in case you haven't guessed by now, it's the only chord I know."

Guitarist

Marimba

"Woke up this morning, someone had nicked my guitar..."

"I'm the only sane artist in the world."

"Do you like it better when I go to the F or the Dm?"

Great works I plan to complete during the lockdown.

"I made you a mixtape."

'It's a blonde, long-legged species with a melodious voice and it goes south for the winter.'

Piano Recital

Girl Band, "I wish you'd tell your mum we don't need her in the group!"

Learn Guitar In 6 Easy Lessons: Add another fifty difficult ones!

Musical notes bubble gum.

'I'm a virtuoso on the middle pedal.'

Guitar Man.

Music downloads

"The 'Sing Only in the Shower' Community Chorus"

"How about we write a song combining Brexit with unrequited love?"

The Music Seed

Artist and Musician

Six jazz instruments.

'Their daughter plays the violin.'

A woman playing a keyboard

"Check out this new store."

May your Christmas be full of harmony

'Incredibly Inexpensive Sound Engineers. Pretty Good Sound Engineers, 12 the price, 23 the quality. You'll hardly notice the occasional feedback.'

French horn.

"This next one is a typical blues number about exceeding your data plan limit, cracking your ipad screen, and losing your new ear buds."

Blues artis's daily list

'We're having an argument. Do you know any battle marches?'

"The boogie woogie bugle cat of Company B"

Romantic Duet