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This'n song here, "She Done Me Wrong 'n' That Ain't Right," goes out to my high school english teacher.

"Here's another one written in E minor and in case you haven't guessed by now, it's the only chord I know."

Marimba

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Kid uses his violin as a golf club.

Rejected Titles For The Canadian National Anthem.

"Woke up this morning, someone had nicked my guitar..."

"I'm the only sane artist in the world."

Girl Band, "I wish you'd tell your mum we don't need her in the group!"

"I made you a mixtape."

Great works I plan to complete during the lockdown.

Piano Recital

"Do you like it better when I go to the F or the Dm?"

'It's a blonde, long-legged species with a melodious voice and it goes south for the winter.'

Learn Guitar In 6 Easy Lessons: Add another fifty difficult ones!

'I'm a virtuoso on the middle pedal.'

“Dad, I think I’ve finally found Gsus.”

"How about we write a song combining Brexit with unrequited love?"

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"I don't have the lip for saxaphone."

Musical notes bubble gum.

Artist and Musician

Guitar Man.

"Our Rupert has swopped his gaming console for bagpipes...it gets us out of the house more often."

Eric Clapton.

"The 'Sing Only in the Shower' Community Chorus"

Six jazz instruments.

Noel Coward.

'Their daughter plays the violin.'

May your Christmas be full of harmony

A woman playing a keyboard

"Check out this new store."

French horn.

"This next one is a typical blues number about exceeding your data plan limit, cracking your ipad screen, and losing your new ear buds."

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