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Muzak and its variations.

Rejected Titles For The Canadian National Anthem.

“Dad, I think I’ve finally found Gsus.”

"I don't have the lip for saxaphone."

Jerry Lordan

Angel playing music

Colin kept a notebook by his bed to write down any ideas he had during the night... "Genulph hyu donkey slapperthwaite."

Musician Sneezing Musical Notes

"This next tune is dedicated to my wife, who is currently away on a cruise. I call it, 'The Devil and the Deep Blue Sea'."

Musical Note Nail

'Every time I manage to learn the second verse of a song, I forget the first one.'

'This next one I wrote myself. It's about pain, misery and heartbreak, until I finally wised up and dumped him.'

Guitar.

"...on the avenue..."

This'n song here, "She Done Me Wrong 'n' That Ain't Right," goes out to my high school english teacher.

'Nostradamus enjoyed singing in the tub'

'I'm a fortune teller Phillip. Music is going to mark a key moment in your life.'

Artist studies painting nudes by painting peeled bananas.

Though he wrote the world's most listened-to melody, few people know of Tony Bombosa, the genius behind AOL Instant Messenger's four-note jingle.

Stanescu.

Tune Up Shop.

A breastfeeding child learns music

I see relations between Dylan and Daisy are at a all time low!

'I can't believe it. Wagner just must be better than he sounds!'

'Hey dooba dooba, the cat and the...nah, this isn't working for me. Can you play the fiddle?'

'Confirming the belief that music and math are related, I will now sing some lovely French equations.'

'Okay, now try it in the gear of 'D'.'

Paint charming.

"Love the melody. . . but the lyrics need work!"

'Think Big!'

So typical. Hurry up and wait.

'My client is a genius composer. He writes all the spaces between the notes.'

The Noisy Neighbours

"Why does she wait until I'm sleeping to knock the pencil around the apartment?"

Bar & Grille 6-7pm: 'Money can't buy happiness' hour.