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'I can't believe it. Wagner just must be better than he sounds!'

'Nostradamus enjoyed singing in the tub'

'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'

'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.

'Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?'

'Or you can rent by the week...'

"The jury didn't buy my defense that CEOs just want to have fun."

"Sorry, I can't - I have to be everywhere."

"Some people say you can't put a price on a wife's twenty-seven years of loyalty and devotion. They're wrong."

'It's called doctor-patient confidentiality. In layman's terms, you're paying me to keep my mouth shut.'

"If I didn't worry all the time what would I do with myself?"

"You've got to want to connect the dots, Mr. Michaelson."

Analyst has an ink blot on a card for a head.

"Lactose started it, but now it's mainly me she can't tolerate. . ."

'I was happier when I was unhappy.'

Devil worried because he feels good

"You've got an inferiority complex, alright, but what's worse is...it's not a very good one."

"Bit if I'm here...how can I also be up close and personal to my managers?"

'You have to learn to face reality.', 'Can't I just sneak up on it?'

'I don't know what's wrong with you, you seem to have celibacy on the brain!'

'And a one, and a two, and a three, and a four...'

Covid 19 Variant

'It's my dreams: I find them offensive.'

society of cartoonists...

'Here's something you need to hear...'

'Bit early for Surrealism, isn't it?'

'They say medicine is a calling. . . but it's days like this I wish I'd had call waiting.'

"They're crowdsourcing your session."

I wonder if they can think...

Muses of the Couch

"Yeah. What I remember most is that you still owe me money!"

'I keep making the same mistake over and over again, marrying for love.'

"I don't want a divorce, but I would like a gap year."