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society of cartoonists...

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

'Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?'

'Cartoonist thinking'

Day for day i feel more and more empty.

'Could you tone down the smile just a little?'

"OK, now you can sing your heart out."

God's map of the universe

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 8.

'Have you ever thought about doing a children's book?'

"Sorry, I can't - I have to be everywhere."

"Someone to collect your works, dear."

'It's called doctor-patient confidentiality. In layman's terms, you're paying me to keep my mouth shut.'

'I warned him that this was no place for a guy with inner-ear problems.'

"You've got to want to connect the dots, Mr. Michaelson."

"If I didn't worry all the time what would I do with myself?"

'I don't know - asceticism just doesn't seem like ENOUGH any more,'

"I read the Tibetan Book of the Dead, but I wasn't Enlightened. . . but I did get the munchies."

'I was happier when I was unhappy.'

"You've got an inferiority complex, alright, but what's worse is...it's not a very good one."

"I dreamed Lucian Freud was coming to paint us."

Analyst has an ink blot on a card for a head.

"But am I happy? Very."

Abstract portrait art.

"I love it....but lose the bodies"

'You have to learn to face reality.', 'Can't I just sneak up on it?'

"Can't you ever relax?"

Covid 19 Variant

"What a listener. My burden feels lighter already."

'It's my dreams: I find them offensive.'

'Did you know that your lips move when you paint?'

'Are you SURE we're not allowed to telecommute?'

Artist's model for a painting of Hamlet turns up to the studio with a black eye