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'I hope you don't mind -- I pick up a few extra bucks from the webcam.'

Sculptor: 'Okay, SMILE!'

"How much is this joker paying us to look 'estranged' for his dumb painting?"

"Any other suggestions?"

Artist's model for a painting of Hamlet turns up to the studio with a black eye

'Have you ever thought about doing a children's book?'

'Could you tone down the smile just a little?'

'Couldn't you at least unbutton your top button?'

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

Rejected Titles For The Canadian National Anthem.

“Dad, I think I’ve finally found Gsus.”

"I don't have the lip for saxaphone."

'Cartoonist thinking'

Jerry Lordan

"The museum of modern art on fire... an installation."

Angel playing music

'I may not know much about art. But, I don't know what I like either.'

"This next tune is dedicated to my wife, who is currently away on a cruise. I call it, 'The Devil and the Deep Blue Sea'."

"Now she could watch the special on root canal treatment."

"Here's another one about Teddy bears."

"I can't help thinking there's a book in this."

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'I wonder if he faked it?'

"He never makes it past Stephen’s walk across Sandymount strand."

Abstract portrait art.

"...on the avenue..."

'This is an unpretentious little wine. Unlike the artist.'

Man reading the title of an all white painting at an art gallery.

Brancusi.

Artist studies painting nudes by painting peeled bananas.

'I think it's called RED!'

Dali Paints His Dreams

society of cartoonists...

Artist painting an artist doing a painting.

'Did you know that your lips move when you paint?'