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'I hope you don't mind -- I pick up a few extra bucks from the webcam.'

Sculptor: 'Okay, SMILE!'

"How much is this joker paying us to look 'estranged' for his dumb painting?"

"Any other suggestions?"

Artist's model for a painting of Hamlet turns up to the studio with a black eye

'Have you ever thought about doing a children's book?'

'Could you tone down the smile just a little?'

'Couldn't you at least unbutton your top button?'

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

“Dad, I think I’ve finally found Gsus.”

"I don't have the lip for saxaphone."

'Cartoonist thinking'

Jerry Lordan

"The museum of modern art on fire... an installation."

Angel playing music

'I may not know much about art. But, I don't know what I like either.'

"Here's another one about Teddy bears."

"Now she could watch the special on root canal treatment."

"I can't help thinking there's a book in this."

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"He never makes it past Stephen’s walk across Sandymount strand."

Abstract portrait art.

"...on the avenue..."

'I wonder if he faked it?'

'This is an unpretentious little wine. Unlike the artist.'

Man reading the title of an all white painting at an art gallery.

Artist studies painting nudes by painting peeled bananas.

Artist painting an artist doing a painting.

society of cartoonists...

'Did you know that your lips move when you paint?'

"This is one of his early works, from before he was able to throw the paint and actually hit the canvas."

"Love the melody. . . but the lyrics need work!"

Paint charming.

"It was the best of Starbucks. It was the worst of Starbucks."

"Perhaps we could think of me sitting here as an art installation, that would help."