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'I may not know much about art. But, I don't know what I like either.'

'There is nothing wrong with your eyes. They all really looked like that.'

"Perhaps we could think of me sitting here as an art installation, that would help."

"The museum of modern art on fire... an installation."

It resonates a feeling of human alienation... I don't get it! It's a stick!

'I wonder if he faked it?'

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

"This is one of his early works, from before he was able to throw the paint and actually hit the canvas."

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

"You've got a long, long road ahead of you, young man."

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."

"I gotta be me!"

'It's my homage to Picasso.' (Snowman is all mixed up with eyes and nose in odd places)

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

'It's a Joan Biro.'

"An unfortunate museum gift shop." "Banksy activity set." "Jackson Pollock coloring book." "MC Escher building blocks." "Claes Oldenburg miniatures." "Marceau Marceau CDs." "Seurat's connect-the-dots aaAAAAA."

"Well....I could've done this!"

'Projectile painting.'

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

bird interprets modern art

"You're welcome."

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

Mr. Empirical With "Antarctica""Small is hostile. Rage contributes to shift away from literality. I'm off to True Value Hardware for some more self-reference tools."

The Selfie

It's a call from Tate modern.

Klimt Kiss Phones

'I can make out the nude, but I don't see the submarine.'

"I suggest we start with the low hanging fruit."

Convenience.

"I condensed my painting to the pure essence of the message. What helps me a lot is the fact that I've got nothing to say at all."

"It said this 'Spilt Coffee' series afforded her a lifetime of lattes."

Picasso: The Early Years