Modern Art Muse Gifts

'I may not know much about art. But, I don't know what I like either.'

'There is nothing wrong with your eyes. They all really looked like that.'

"Perhaps we could think of me sitting here as an art installation, that would help."

"The museum of modern art on fire... an installation."

It resonates a feeling of human alienation... I don't get it! It's a stick!

'I wonder if he faked it?'

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

"This is one of his early works, from before he was able to throw the paint and actually hit the canvas."

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

"You've got a long, long road ahead of you, young man."

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."

'It's my homage to Picasso.' (Snowman is all mixed up with eyes and nose in odd places)

"I gotta be me!"

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

"An unfortunate museum gift shop." "Banksy activity set." "Jackson Pollock coloring book." "MC Escher building blocks." "Claes Oldenburg miniatures." "Marceau Marceau CDs." "Seurat's connect-the-dots aaAAAAA."

'It's a Joan Biro.'

"Well....I could've done this!"

Klimt Kiss Phones

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

It's a call from Tate modern.

bird interprets modern art

The Selfie

Mr. Empirical With "Antarctica""Small is hostile. Rage contributes to shift away from literality. I'm off to True Value Hardware for some more self-reference tools."

"You're welcome."

'Projectile painting.'

'I can make out the nude, but I don't see the submarine.'

"I suggest we start with the low hanging fruit."

"I condensed my painting to the pure essence of the message. What helps me a lot is the fact that I've got nothing to say at all."

Convenience.

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

"How do I know this isn't a performance art piece?"