Postmodern Muse Gifts

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'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

Wasting away again in Cappuccinoville.

'Wow, talk about genius!'

"The museum of modern art on fire... an installation."

'Could you tone down the smile just a little?'

'I may not know much about art. But, I don't know what I like either.'

'Have you ever thought about doing a children's book?'

'Sorry, but I think your Mondrian tattoo was a mistake.'

'Caution: Channeling Haruki Murakami.'

"I can't help thinking there's a book in this."

"He never makes it past Stephen’s walk across Sandymount strand."

Abstract portrait art.

'There's a strong minimalist influence in this artist's work.' 'Good! The less there is of it, the better.'

'I wonder if he faked it?'

Man reading the title of an all white painting at an art gallery.

Brancusi.

Artist painting an artist doing a painting.

'I think it's called RED!'

His films need to be viewed with a post modernist sense of irony...

Artist studies painting nudes by painting peeled bananas.

Little known fact: Man progressed from the stone age to the bronze age after Thag read an issue of the Journal of Metals.

Chasing Dreams.

'Did you know that your lips move when you paint?'

'Couldn't you at least unbutton your top button?'

Artist's model for a painting of Hamlet turns up to the studio with a black eye

"This is one of his early works, from before he was able to throw the paint and actually hit the canvas."

Teen Weather

"It was the best of Starbucks. It was the worst of Starbucks."

"Genesis" "*The King Gus Version"

Sculptor: 'Okay, SMILE!'

Woman lying on a couch admiring her portrait.

"Perhaps we could think of me sitting here as an art installation, that would help."

'Shouldn't a cultural center have more to it than video games?'

There is no clear line in the salon world.