Art Muse Gifts

Abstract portrait art.

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

'Cartoonist thinking'

"Outré or simply bad?"

Jerry Lordan

'Could you tone down the smile just a little?'

"The museum of modern art on fire... an installation."

'I may not know much about art. But, I don't know what I like either.'

Fall in the Greek Temple

"Here's another one about Teddy bears."

'Have you ever thought about doing a children's book?'

"I can't help thinking there's a book in this."

The End is Near art gallery opening.

"He never makes it past Stephen’s walk across Sandymount strand."

Post Post

'Great news Marcel! Proof that it's a genuine Leonardo!'

'I wonder if he faked it?'

'I should know who he is! His work is in every gallery I go into.'

'This is an unpretentious little wine. Unlike the artist.'

Man reading the title of an all white painting at an art gallery.

society of cartoonists...

Artist studies painting nudes by painting peeled bananas.

Artist painting an artist doing a painting.

'Did you know that your lips move when you paint?'

'Couldn't you at least unbutton your top button?'

"This is one of his early works, from before he was able to throw the paint and actually hit the canvas."

Artist's model for a painting of Hamlet turns up to the studio with a black eye

"It was the best of Starbucks. It was the worst of Starbucks."

Sculptor: 'Okay, SMILE!'

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