Art Muse Gifts

Abstract portrait art.

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

'Cartoonist thinking'

"Outré or simply bad?"

Jerry Lordan

"The museum of modern art on fire... an installation."

'Could you tone down the smile just a little?'

'I may not know much about art. But, I don't know what I like either.'

A group of people in an art gallery staring at a phone

Fall in the Greek Temple

"Here's another one about Teddy bears."

'Have you ever thought about doing a children's book?'

"I can't help thinking there's a book in this."

The End is Near art gallery opening.

'Great news Marcel! Proof that it's a genuine Leonardo!'

Post Post

'I wonder if he faked it?'

"He never makes it past Stephen’s walk across Sandymount strand."

'I should know who he is! His work is in every gallery I go into.'

'This is an unpretentious little wine. Unlike the artist.'

Man reading the title of an all white painting at an art gallery.

Brancusi.

Artist painting an artist doing a painting.

'I think it's called RED!'

Artist studies painting nudes by painting peeled bananas.

Dali Paints His Dreams

society of cartoonists...

'Did you know that your lips move when you paint?'

It appears the robots have skipped consciousness and gone straight to self-consciousness.

"This is one of his early works, from before he was able to throw the paint and actually hit the canvas."

'Couldn't you at least unbutton your top button?'

Artist's model for a painting of Hamlet turns up to the studio with a black eye

"It was the best of Starbucks. It was the worst of Starbucks."

Sculptor: 'Okay, SMILE!'

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