Muse Muse Gifts

Artist studies painting nudes by painting peeled bananas.

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

Rejected Titles For The Canadian National Anthem.

“Dad, I think I’ve finally found Gsus.”

"I don't have the lip for saxaphone."

Emily Dickinson Rebooted

Jerry Lordan

Painting the portrait of a weight lifter.

Angel playing music

'Could you tone down the smile just a little?'

"The museum of modern art on fire... an installation."

'I may not know much about art. But, I don't know what I like either.'

"This next tune is dedicated to my wife, who is currently away on a cruise. I call it, 'The Devil and the Deep Blue Sea'."

'Have you ever thought about doing a children's book?'

"Now she could watch the special on root canal treatment."

"See - that's how he's able to write all those plays."

"Having concluded, Your Highness, an exhaustive study of this nation's political, social, and economic history, and after extensive examining, Sire, the unfortunate events leading to the present deplorable state of the realm, the consensus of the Council is that Your Majesty's only course, for the public good, must be to take the next step."

'Great news Marcel! Proof that it's a genuine Leonardo!'

'I wonder if he faked it?'

"Who on earth would call on a landline? How rude!"

Abstract portrait art.

"...on the avenue..."

"He never makes it past Stephen’s walk across Sandymount strand."

Man reading the title of an all white painting at an art gallery.

"The AI art generator became self-aware, and now it just procrastinates and questions itself."

Brancusi.

The Cona Lisa

"He hasn't the heart to discharge her. She's been with him for years."

'I think it's called RED!'

Cat Annoyed At Mice Developing The Modern Ballistic Missile

Paint charming.

'Couldn't you at least unbutton your top button?'

"Love the melody. . . but the lyrics need work!"

"You have a mouse named Juliet."

Artist's model for a painting of Hamlet turns up to the studio with a black eye