Muse Gifts

"Now hold that."

You're my Mona Lisa.

Rejected Titles For The Canadian National Anthem.

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.

"I don't have the lip for saxaphone."

“Dad, I think I’ve finally found Gsus.”

'Pepperoni: Muse of Pizza'

Emily Dickinson Rebooted

Jerry Lordan

Angel playing music

Painting the portrait of a weight lifter.

'Could you tone down the smile just a little?'

"See - that's how he's able to write all those plays."

"This next tune is dedicated to my wife, who is currently away on a cruise. I call it, 'The Devil and the Deep Blue Sea'."

"Now she could watch the special on root canal treatment."

"...My daughter, the model..."

'Have you ever thought about doing a children's book?'

"Having concluded, Your Highness, an exhaustive study of this nation's political, social, and economic history, and after extensive examining, Sire, the unfortunate events leading to the present deplorable state of the realm, the consensus of the Council is that Your Majesty's only course, for the public good, must be to take the next step."

"He never makes it past Stephen’s walk across Sandymount strand."

"...on the avenue..."

'Great news Marcel! Proof that it's a genuine Leonardo!'

Abstract portrait art.

Man reading the title of an all white painting at an art gallery.

The Cona Lisa

Brancusi.

'I think it's called RED!'

Artist studies painting nudes by painting peeled bananas.

"He hasn't the heart to discharge her. She's been with him for years."

Cat Annoyed At Mice Developing The Modern Ballistic Missile

Artist's model for a painting of Hamlet turns up to the studio with a black eye

'Couldn't you at least unbutton your top button?'

"You have a mouse named Juliet."

Marie-Therese Walter

"Love the melody. . . but the lyrics need work!"

Paint charming.