Muse Mugs

"Now hold that."

You're my Mona Lisa.

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.

“Dad, I think I’ve finally found Gsus.”

"I don't have the lip for saxaphone."

'Pepperoni: Muse of Pizza'

Emily Dickinson Rebooted

Jerry Lordan

'Could you tone down the smile just a little?'

Angel playing music

Painting the portrait of a weight lifter.

"See - that's how he's able to write all those plays."

"...My daughter, the model..."

'Have you ever thought about doing a children's book?'

"Now she could watch the special on root canal treatment."

"Having concluded, Your Highness, an exhaustive study of this nation's political, social, and economic history, and after extensive examining, Sire, the unfortunate events leading to the present deplorable state of the realm, the consensus of the Council is that Your Majesty's only course, for the public good, must be to take the next step."

'Great news Marcel! Proof that it's a genuine Leonardo!'

Abstract portrait art.

"He never makes it past Stephen’s walk across Sandymount strand."

"...on the avenue..."

Man reading the title of an all white painting at an art gallery.

Artist studies painting nudes by painting peeled bananas.

"He hasn't the heart to discharge her. She's been with him for years."

Cat Annoyed At Mice Developing The Modern Ballistic Missile

Paint charming.

"You have a mouse named Juliet."

'Couldn't you at least unbutton your top button?'

"Love the melody. . . but the lyrics need work!"

Artist's model for a painting of Hamlet turns up to the studio with a black eye

Marie-Therese Walter

"It was the best of Starbucks. It was the worst of Starbucks."