Muse Musings Gifts

"I really don't like poetry."

You're my Mona Lisa.

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

"Oops! I just deleted all your files. Can you repeat everything you've ever told me?"

"I don't have the lip for saxaphone."

“Dad, I think I’ve finally found Gsus.”

'Pepperoni: Muse of Pizza'

'Cartoonist thinking'

Emily Dickinson Rebooted

Jerry Lordan

Roger feels that there are only two inante instincts in men and women. One is satisfaction of biological needs...the other is self-actualization.

Shallow End (Slightly innocuous statements) - Deep End (a little more weighty)

Angel playing music

'Could you tone down the smile just a little?'

'Have you ever thought about doing a children's book?'

"...My daughter, the model..."

'Have a couple of dreams, and call me in the morning.'

'Great news Marcel! Proof that it's a genuine Leonardo!'

"He never makes it past Stephen’s walk across Sandymount strand."

"...on the avenue..."

Man reading the title of an all white painting at an art gallery.

'She leaves before I finish her portrait.'

Artist studies painting nudes by painting peeled bananas.

"He hasn't the heart to discharge her. She's been with him for years."

'Couldn't you at least unbutton your top button?'

Artist's model for a painting of Hamlet turns up to the studio with a black eye

"Love the melody. . . but the lyrics need work!"

Paint charming.

Sculptor: 'Okay, SMILE!'

Rietveld at Sing Sing,

'He could never resist taking an opposing position on an old saying...'