Muse Musings Gifts

"I really don't like poetry."

You're my Mona Lisa.

Rejected Titles For The Canadian National Anthem.

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

"Oops! I just deleted all your files. Can you repeat everything you've ever told me?"

“Dad, I think I’ve finally found Gsus.”

"I don't have the lip for saxaphone."

'Pepperoni: Muse of Pizza'

'Cartoonist thinking'

Emily Dickinson Rebooted

Roger feels that there are only two inante instincts in men and women. One is satisfaction of biological needs...the other is self-actualization.

Jerry Lordan

Shallow End (Slightly innocuous statements) - Deep End (a little more weighty)

Angel playing music

'Could you tone down the smile just a little?'

'Have you ever thought about doing a children's book?'

"...My daughter, the model..."

"This next tune is dedicated to my wife, who is currently away on a cruise. I call it, 'The Devil and the Deep Blue Sea'."

'Have a couple of dreams, and call me in the morning.'

"He never makes it past Stephen’s walk across Sandymount strand."

'Great news Marcel! Proof that it's a genuine Leonardo!'

"...on the avenue..."

Man reading the title of an all white painting at an art gallery.

"He hasn't the heart to discharge her. She's been with him for years."

Brancusi.

'She leaves before I finish her portrait.'

Artist studies painting nudes by painting peeled bananas.

'Couldn't you at least unbutton your top button?'

Artist's model for a painting of Hamlet turns up to the studio with a black eye

"Love the melody. . . but the lyrics need work!"

Paint charming.

Sculptor: 'Okay, SMILE!'

'He could never resist taking an opposing position on an old saying...'

Rietveld at Sing Sing,

'My client is a genius composer. He writes all the spaces between the notes.'