Literary Muse Gifts

The business world is crying out for English majors...

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

Frontispiece to 'Dombey and Son'

'Cartoonist thinking'

Emily Dickinson Rebooted

Roger feels that there are only two inante instincts in men and women. One is satisfaction of biological needs...the other is self-actualization.

Flosshilde- Intended for 'Das Rheingold'

'Could you tone down the smile just a little?'

Irvine Welsh

'Have you ever thought about doing a children's book?'

I told you the King wasn't ready for irony!

"Let's raise it as one of our pack. That way we can be sure it grows up to be a fierce environmentalist."

Woody Allen

"He never makes it past Stephen’s walk across Sandymount strand."

"What are your chances of breaking throught the wax ceiling, Icara?"

'This is an unpretentious little wine. Unlike the artist.'

I'm just amazed at the difference in you since you started dating Picasso!

"You'd better come up with something that will sell - or else. I hope that was helpful."

Stanescu.

Artist studies painting nudes by painting peeled bananas.

"Big storm's a brewin'."

Brancusi.

In the very beginning.

Man missing giant shoe, which has been set up as a house.

Puppet holding cross at Vampire Puppet

God creates Sahara Desert with sand mill

'Couldn't you at least unbutton your top button?'

Artist's model for a painting of Hamlet turns up to the studio with a black eye

Free Thinking.

Sculptor: 'Okay, SMILE!'

Next day, God ceased production of unicorns.

'He could never resist taking an opposing position on an old saying...'

Writers

Rietveld at Sing Sing,

'Sacked? Just like that - with no explanation?'