Ironical Muse Gifts

Prison Art - Bent Screw

"This one speaks to me."

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

Spiritualism: Meet the Authors.

Frontispiece to 'Dombey and Son'

Emily Dickinson Rebooted

Roger feels that there are only two inante instincts in men and women. One is satisfaction of biological needs...the other is self-actualization.

Flosshilde- Intended for 'Das Rheingold'

YOU HAVE A VERY LARGE GENIUS GRANT LINE.

'Could you tone down the smile just a little?'

"Your mother says 'wear a bra'."

Boy copying abstract artwork in an art gallery.

'Have you ever thought about doing a children's book?'

'Yoy know perfectly well WHICH corner, Jamie!'

"Now she could watch the special on root canal treatment."

"I can't help thinking there's a book in this."

"Let's raise it as one of our pack. That way we can be sure it grows up to be a fierce environmentalist."

"Sometimes I stop to think and forget to start again."

Post Post

"He never makes it past Stephen’s walk across Sandymount strand."

"What are your chances of breaking throught the wax ceiling, Icara?"

"Forget it - I've tried it before, and cats can't be enlightened."

"Big storm's a brewin'."

Bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark. The Dog's Muse.

Stanescu.

In the very beginning.

"I see a wild celebration...I see music, dancing, much food and revelry! . . . I see - oops!! Sorry....wrong party."

"In case of emergency, break glass."

Artist painting an artist doing a painting.

'She leaves before I finish her portrait.'

Brancusi.

'Cleaning goes against entropy and the natural order.'

A fortune-teller working her new big plasma crystal ball.

Artist's model for a painting of Hamlet turns up to the studio with a black eye

'Couldn't you at least unbutton your top button?'