Philosophical Muse Gifts

'He could never resist taking an opposing position on an old saying...'

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

Spiritualism: Meet the Authors.

Frontispiece to 'Dombey and Son'

Emily Dickinson Rebooted

"I think it's wrong to hunt them when they're in a house of worship."

Roger feels that there are only two inante instincts in men and women. One is satisfaction of biological needs...the other is self-actualization.

Nun Binning the Devil

Flosshilde- Intended for 'Das Rheingold'

YOU HAVE A VERY LARGE GENIUS GRANT LINE.

'Could you tone down the smile just a little?'

"Hello Mr. Wibley. I haven't seen you in church lately!"

"Your mother says 'wear a bra'."

"Now she could watch the special on root canal treatment."

'Have you ever thought about doing a children's book?'

"Let's raise it as one of our pack. That way we can be sure it grows up to be a fierce environmentalist."

"What are your chances of breaking throught the wax ceiling, Icara?"

"He never makes it past Stephen’s walk across Sandymount strand."

Always let you conscience be your guide. I let my conscience be my guide, but it's non-binding.

"I see a wild celebration...I see music, dancing, much food and revelry! . . . I see - oops!! Sorry....wrong party."

Brancusi.

"Big storm's a brewin'."

In the very beginning.

Artist studies painting nudes by painting peeled bananas.

Bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark. The Dog's Muse.

Stanescu.

"In case of emergency, break glass."

"Forget it - I've tried it before, and cats can't be enlightened."

A fortune-teller working her new big plasma crystal ball.

'Couldn't you at least unbutton your top button?'

Artist's model for a painting of Hamlet turns up to the studio with a black eye

'Is it going to be good for you?'

"Quit whimpering."

God creates Sahara Desert with sand mill

Puppet holding cross at Vampire Puppet