Philosophical Muse Gifts

'He could never resist taking an opposing position on an old saying...'

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

Spiritualism: Meet the Authors.

Frontispiece to 'Dombey and Son'

Emily Dickinson Rebooted

"I think it's wrong to hunt them when they're in a house of worship."

Nun Binning the Devil

Roger feels that there are only two inante instincts in men and women. One is satisfaction of biological needs...the other is self-actualization.

Flosshilde- Intended for 'Das Rheingold'

YOU HAVE A VERY LARGE GENIUS GRANT LINE.

'Could you tone down the smile just a little?'

"Hello Mr. Wibley. I haven't seen you in church lately!"

"Your mother says 'wear a bra'."

"Now she could watch the special on root canal treatment."

'Have you ever thought about doing a children's book?'

"Let's raise it as one of our pack. That way we can be sure it grows up to be a fierce environmentalist."

"What are your chances of breaking throught the wax ceiling, Icara?"

"He never makes it past Stephen’s walk across Sandymount strand."

"In case of emergency, break glass."

In the very beginning.

"Big storm's a brewin'."

Stanescu.

Artist studies painting nudes by painting peeled bananas.

"Forget it - I've tried it before, and cats can't be enlightened."

"I see a wild celebration...I see music, dancing, much food and revelry! . . . I see - oops!! Sorry....wrong party."

A fortune-teller working her new big plasma crystal ball.

'Couldn't you at least unbutton your top button?'

Artist's model for a painting of Hamlet turns up to the studio with a black eye

"Let me quote a few home truths to you."

'Is it going to be good for you?'

"Quit whimpering."

God creates Sahara Desert with sand mill