Mystical Muse Gifts

A fortune-teller working her new big plasma crystal ball.

"I see a wild celebration...I see music, dancing, much food and revelry! . . . I see - oops!! Sorry....wrong party."

Common sense - in one ear, and out the other.

"In case of emergency, break glass."

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

Spiritualism: Meet the Authors.

Frontispiece to 'Dombey and Son'

Emily Dickinson Rebooted

Roger feels that there are only two inante instincts in men and women. One is satisfaction of biological needs...the other is self-actualization.

YOU HAVE A VERY LARGE GENIUS GRANT LINE.

Flosshilde- Intended for 'Das Rheingold'

"Your mother says 'wear a bra'."

Colin kept a notebook by his bed to write down any ideas he had during the night... "Genulph hyu donkey slapperthwaite."

"Now she could watch the special on root canal treatment."

'I don't know - asceticism just doesn't seem like ENOUGH any more,'

"Having concluded, Your Highness, an exhaustive study of this nation's political, social, and economic history, and after extensive examining, Sire, the unfortunate events leading to the present deplorable state of the realm, the consensus of the Council is that Your Majesty's only course, for the public good, must be to take the next step."

"Let's raise it as one of our pack. That way we can be sure it grows up to be a fierce environmentalist."

'I see you're not wearing clean underpants.'

"What are your chances of breaking throught the wax ceiling, Icara?"

"Can't you ever relax?"

Rodin's The Thinker is surrounded by people and is thinking about wearing a mask.

Stanescu.

In the very beginning.

"Big storm's a brewin'."

"Forget it - I've tried it before, and cats can't be enlightened."

Little known fact: Man progressed from the stone age to the bronze age after Thag read an issue of the Journal of Metals.

God creates Sahara Desert with sand mill

"How dare you!"

'Is it going to be good for you?'

Psychic near sign: Madam Zoe. Palms read futures told weather forcasts given.

'What would Nostradamus do?'

'He's been here for as long as anyone can remember.'

"Why does she wait until I'm sleeping to knock the pencil around the apartment?"

'He could never resist taking an opposing position on an old saying...'

'Whoa! -- She gave Adam a leaf-wedgie!'