Mystical Musers Gifts

Psychic near sign: Madam Zoe. Palms read futures told weather forcasts given.

"Business is slow this month. I don't where I'll get the rent money!"

'Palms Read.'

You will soon embark on a long journey by foot...I can see your car being towed.

"This is a very bad omen...your check is going to bounce!"

"I see an end to the heartache and the thousand natural shocks your flesh is heir to."

Spiritualism: Meet the Authors.

'Your future looks charming.'

YOU HAVE A VERY LARGE GENIUS GRANT LINE.

"Your mother says 'wear a bra'."

"When it takes longer to wash your face, you're getting bald."

'Oh wise one - what is the secret to long life?'

'Eve wants a second opinion about the apples.'

'I don't know - asceticism just doesn't seem like ENOUGH any more,'

'Uh, are you sure you can handle enlightenment?'

'Sweet dreams buddy!'

'I see you're not wearing clean underpants.'

Insomnia.

Wiccapedia.

'He's not there at the moment so please leave a message.'

Introducing Ed, The Nephew of God.

"Can't you ever relax?"

"Forget it - I've tried it before, and cats can't be enlightened."

"In case of emergency, break glass."

"... And I think you should apologise to that palm reader for scoffing at her predictions."

"I see a wild celebration...I see music, dancing, much food and revelry! . . . I see - oops!! Sorry....wrong party."

I just knew this would be dull.

Orpheus and his violin

"I see a vague figure of someone groping...groping...groping..Yes, yes, it's coming in more clearly now! It seems to be—yes, it is a man! The man has a briefcase! And some papers! The man is an economist!"

"I now offer DVR service for clients for want to see their future later."

Jesus the comedian.

'I see lot's of water...'

the company is cutting back our team's training budget.'

A fortune-teller working her new big plasma crystal ball.

'Is it going to be good for you?'