Mystical Musers Gifts

Psychic near sign: Madam Zoe. Palms read futures told weather forcasts given.

"Business is slow this month. I don't where I'll get the rent money!"

'Palms Read.'

You will soon embark on a long journey by foot...I can see your car being towed.

"This is a very bad omen...your check is going to bounce!"

"I see an end to the heartache and the thousand natural shocks your flesh is heir to."

Spiritualism: Meet the Authors.

'Your future looks charming.'

YOU HAVE A VERY LARGE GENIUS GRANT LINE.

"Your mother says 'wear a bra'."

"When it takes longer to wash your face, you're getting bald."

'Eve wants a second opinion about the apples.'

'Oh wise one - what is the secret to long life?'

'I don't know - asceticism just doesn't seem like ENOUGH any more,'

'He's not there at the moment so please leave a message.'

Insomnia.

'I see you're not wearing clean underpants.'

'Sweet dreams buddy!'

'Uh, are you sure you can handle enlightenment?'

Wiccapedia.

Introducing Ed, The Nephew of God.

"Can't you ever relax?"

"Forget it - I've tried it before, and cats can't be enlightened."

"... And I think you should apologise to that palm reader for scoffing at her predictions."

Orpheus and his violin

I just knew this would be dull.

"Hmmm. I'm gonna have to Google this."

"I see a vague figure of someone groping...groping...groping..Yes, yes, it's coming in more clearly now! It seems to be—yes, it is a man! The man has a briefcase! And some papers! The man is an economist!"

"In case of emergency, break glass."

"I now offer DVR service for clients for want to see their future later."

"I see a wild celebration...I see music, dancing, much food and revelry! . . . I see - oops!! Sorry....wrong party."

Jesus the comedian.

the company is cutting back our team's training budget.'

'I see lot's of water...'

A fortune-teller working her new big plasma crystal ball.