Mythical Musers Gifts

No shoes, No shirt, No Service.

'This wasn't quite the fairytale ending that Colin had anticipated...'

I.O.U. one pot of gold.

Frontispiece to 'Dombey and Son'

Flosshilde- Intended for 'Das Rheingold'

George Santayana

'Eve wants a second opinion about the apples.'

"Let's raise it as one of our pack. That way we can be sure it grows up to be a fierce environmentalist."

"Add Your Own Caption Week # 222"

"What are your chances of breaking throught the wax ceiling, Icara?"

'From creating stuff like this you make a LIVING?'

'I see you're not wearing clean underpants.'

'Sweet dreams buddy!'

Insomnia.

Introducing Ed, The Nephew of God.

"Can't you ever relax?"

Orpheus and his violin

"Big storm's a brewin'."

'Listen I think we should break up...it's not you... it's that thing on your face.'

'This?! This is the legendary fountain of youth that men have sought for centuries.'

In the very beginning.

'Is this really where we wanted to be at this stage of our lives?'

'Bit early for Surrealism, isn't it?'

Jesus the comedian.

"How dare you!"

Nobody suspects it but the entrance to hell is in the building at 122c, Willow Street.

"I really got burned by my last advisor. He told me NOT to quit my day job..."

'Gee, I'd like to help you folks out, but I'm just a character assassin.'

God creates Sahara Desert with sand mill

Psychic near sign: Madam Zoe. Palms read futures told weather forcasts given.

With one sentence, Harold destroys the leprechaun's reason for being...

Do you do cremations?

'He may be gone, but his spirit is still with us.'

'Whoa! -- She gave Adam a leaf-wedgie!'

'Never, Ever...try to figure out the meaning of life in the middle of the night.'