Mythical Ponderers Gifts

Introducing Ed, The Nephew of God.

'Eve wants a second opinion about the apples.'

"Sod climbing it - I'm gonna smoke it...!"

Late BroomStick

'This wasn't quite the fairytale ending that Colin had anticipated...'

Neptune

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

"I'm learning to live with existence."

The Reason Ed isn't mentioned in the bible.

Ten Commandments

Sisyphus visits Stowe

'A man has to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink!'

Sisyphus and coronavirus

'As I recall you were the one who told him that he couldn't take it with him.'

"The moon, the dinner, dancing. How could this night be more perfect?"

"Rapunzel,Rapunzel.Throw down your accounts for the last fiscal year!"

"Great, now we're lost."

Priest with the Pet Devil.

'I know you don't belong here, but if we let you go to Heaven, we couldn't not guarantee your safety.'

'Why can't we go on a field trip to heaven?

"Imagine There's No Heaven. It's Easy If You Try..."

Newton Discovers Surrealism.

'...and please God, protect the social security fund for another sixty years.'

'You should have thought about your allergies before you built the ark.'

Off to a bad start.

"Well, once you get your PhD on 'The Return of the Repressed in Early Jacobean Drama', then we;ll discuss how disappointed you are."

"Well, this must be as big as I'm supposed to get."

Two books. One liberates the mind, and appears to fly. The other entraps the mind, and appears as a snare trap

Whale Cupid: The Whale world's version of Cupid using a high-powered Harpoon as a Bow and arrow.

'From creating stuff like this you make a LIVING?'

"The arc of the moral universe."

'I don't have a single appointment between 1:30 and 2. Do you want me questioning the meaning of my existence?'

"Eve, do you realize that neither you nor I ever had a childhood?"

Regular Confession and Express Booth.

"Nobody wants to hear our stories about death from natural causes."