Miracle Ponderers Gifts

'At first Moses thought he would multiply fish.'

Late BroomStick

'You'll never believe this - they've found the actual body of Jesus!'

'Moses parted the water so the Isrealites could go across? You mean in the mud?'

'...and please God, protect the social security fund for another sixty years.'

'Eve wants a second opinion about the apples.'

'I tell ya Frank, if we find one of these babies big enough, we could live forever!'

'From creating stuff like this you make a LIVING?'

Regular Confession and Express Booth.

Introducing Ed, The Nephew of God.

"Yeah, he changed water into wine but it was nothing you'd want to lay down."

"I see a vague figure of someone groping...groping...groping..Yes, yes, it's coming in more clearly now! It seems to be—yes, it is a man! The man has a briefcase! And some papers! The man is an economist!"

Bishop reads menu which features only loaves, fishes, water and wine.

"You're on next. Break a leg!"

The indigo children.

Just a thought on nooses.

'Hey! The audience wants you to stop sending spam thoughts!'

"Boxing day is so boring."

"Oh, that's the problem - it was unplugged the whole time!"

Jesus Rollerblading on water

How Human Nature Works: 'Ok...Now I'm worried.'

'The whole universe maybe just an atom underneath a giants fingernail...'

"Sod climbing it - I'm gonna smoke it...!"

'I treat those who've had out-of-body-experiences -- not out-of-money-experiences!'

'What did it mean, 'til death do us part?''

"Yo've got to be more specific, Ed. Wake you when what's over?"

"Well, that's one in the eye for doubting Thomas!"

"Every Christmas you make a lot of primises you never keep, why don't you become a politian."

Zen Bowling.

'Meanwhile, in another corner of the Garden of Eden...'

"Stop getting depressed about the past, you've got to move on."