Miracle Ponderers Mugs

'At first Moses thought he would multiply fish.'

Late BroomStick

'This wasn't quite the fairytale ending that Colin had anticipated...'

'You'll never believe this - they've found the actual body of Jesus!'

'Moses parted the water so the Isrealites could go across? You mean in the mud?'

'...and please God, protect the social security fund for another sixty years.'

'Eve wants a second opinion about the apples.'

George Santayana

'I tell ya Frank, if we find one of these babies big enough, we could live forever!'

'From creating stuff like this you make a LIVING?'

Regular Confession and Express Booth.

Introducing Ed, The Nephew of God.

"I see a vague figure of someone groping...groping...groping..Yes, yes, it's coming in more clearly now! It seems to be—yes, it is a man! The man has a briefcase! And some papers! The man is an economist!"

"You're on next. Break a leg!"

"Yeah, he changed water into wine but it was nothing you'd want to lay down."

Bishop reads menu which features only loaves, fishes, water and wine.

"Boxing day is so boring."

'Hey! The audience wants you to stop sending spam thoughts!'

The indigo children.

Just a thought on nooses.

"Hell's bells! You got a patent on that?"

How come Mercury gets the car pool lane? He's alone and we've got all these moons!

"Oh, that's the problem - it was unplugged the whole time!"

Jesus Rollerblading on water

How Human Nature Works: 'Ok...Now I'm worried.'

"Well, that's one in the eye for doubting Thomas!"

"Yo've got to be more specific, Ed. Wake you when what's over?"

'The whole universe maybe just an atom underneath a giants fingernail...'

"Sod climbing it - I'm gonna smoke it...!"

'What did it mean, 'til death do us part?''

'I treat those who've had out-of-body-experiences -- not out-of-money-experiences!'

"Every Christmas you make a lot of primises you never keep, why don't you become a politian."

Zen Bowling.

The Miracle of the Tornado

"Stop getting depressed about the past, you've got to move on."